Dear people who live in my house, will it kill you to actually put the toilet paper in the tp dispenser, and not let it sit on top. If your sitting on the toilet your not actually doing anything with your hands, you can multitask. Thanks -me.

When tempted to fight fire with fire remember, the fire department usually fights with water.

http://ping.fm/GmsWQ Keep yourself entertained

How notable is winning a 46 inch tv? Because I’m not sure. #winning

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” -Yogi Berra

Michael Westen tied a machine gun to an oscillating fan, and people wonder why guys like watching this show.

Hate going to sleep frustrated but it’s happening, meh.

Rutgers for the day? Yeah

So who’s a big fan of that feeling you get when shit hits the fan? Apperantly I am. Whomp.

Dear #CBS, I go to your website to watch shows, not be greeted with a video is unavailable message on every show I attemtpt to watch. #fail